I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt

Stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Mister City

Policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife

Pornographic priestess

Boy, you been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come

You get a tan from

Standing in the English rain

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

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Choking smokers

Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile

Like pigs in a sty

See how they snied

I'm crying

Semolina pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin

Singing Hari Krishna

Man, you should have seen them

Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo

(Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney